Swipe right! Swipe left! No matter what you do, just keep swiping!
Its 2015! Welcome to the thrilling world of app-based dating. See if you have what it takes to find true love like a true millennial!
Swipe for more matches! More matches means more points. More points means less boredom. Less boredom means more swiping!
Whatever you do, dont stop swiping!
(And thanks for playing!)